Chota Sardar On Picnic Party

3 Sardar Picnic par gay....
wahan ponch kar yaad aya k pepsi to gar bhool ay hain

Faisla kia k sb se choota Sardar ja kr pepsi ley aye...

Chota sardar:..... Main is shart par jaon ga k tum log Mere any tak smaosay nhe khao gay..

2no ne kaha k theek hay..

1 ganta guzra, sardar nhe aya, 3 gantay, 6 ganty, pora din guzar gia phir 2sra din b guzar gia 
mgr chota sardar wapis na aya..

2ono ne socha k ab smosy kha leny chayen....
Jaisay he samosa uthaya......Chota Sardar darkht k pechay se nikal kar bola....

"jay enj krna jay tay main koi nhe jana"

Sanjeeda Pathan

Meray Dostoo

Aik Buzarg se kisi ne pocha
"Ap hmesha zameen par Q sotay hain"?

Qurban jaoon us buzarg par,,,Unhoon nhe Boht Khobsorat aor 
Mukhtasar Jawab dia....k..
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Onj ee

.hahahahahah

Pathan ki Faryaad

Ye Batt Samaj main ai nhe or,,,,Ammi ne bhi smajai nhe
kyun billi sher ki khala hay........kyun wo us ki taai nhe
me kese Meethe bat kron.........Jb methee cheez koi khai nhe
ye chand b kesa Mamu hay.......Jb Ammi ka wo bhai nhe
Ye bat samaj main ai nhe aor......ammi ne be samjai nhe
Q Lamby Ball hain Bhaloo kay.......Q us ne Tindd karwai nhe
Kia wo b ghanda bacha hay.........Ya jangl main koi naai nhe
Nani k shohar nana hain...........Aor Dadi k shohar dada hain
Q baji k shohar Baja nhe.........Ye bat samaj main ai nhe aor

ammi ne be samjai nhe